HO-HO-HO-HO!!!!
Thank you, boys and girls, for visiting my website!
The Creche Keepers and I hope you will enjoy our whacky Nativity tale, The Manger Mash. You may listen right here on this site. Just click the play button below. And feel free to follow along with the lyrics of the story so you don’t miss a thing! HO-HO-HO!
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Thank you, boys and girls! Remember to be good!
And have a very Merry Christmas!!
(even if it’s not Christmastime!)
HO-HO-HO-HO!!!!
Cris Kringle and the Creche Keepers
The Manger Mash
Verse 1:
Away in a manger, a-way back when
In a sleepy little town called Bethlehem
Among the friendly beasts was born the great I AM
And to celebrate His birth there was an EPIC JAM!
Chorus:
They played The Mash – They played The Manger Mash
The Manger Mash – It was a Christmas smash
They played the Mash – The infant Savior’s bash
They played the Mash – They played the Manger Mash
Verse 2:
Hark! The angels sang from Heaven, heralding His birth
While the shepherds were quaking in their sandals here on earth (“Mother!”)
Three Wise Men rode by camel to the sacred space
And said, “We bring you gifts! Now let’s ROCK this place!”
Chorus:
They played The Mash…
Then Joseph played his Sax!
(Sax solo!)
Verse 3:
The animals were lowing there amid the hay
As the little drummer boy began to pound away
Blessed Mary pondered all these things in her heart
Then picked up a tambourine and said, “I’ll play my part!”
Verse 4:
The Holy Spirit kept watch over the scene
After all He was the Father (If you know what I mean)
Baby Jesus grabbed a guitar and solo’d in the night
He said, “Let’s rock My birthday! By God, Let’s do this right!”
Baby Jesus Chorus:
Let’s play the Mash – Let’s play the Manger Mash!
The Manger Mash – My Holy Family smash!
Let’s play the Mash – I AM the Savior, and it’s My bash!
Let’s play the Mash – Let’s ALL play the Manger Mash!
Penultimate Chorus:
They played the Mash – They played the Manger Mash
The Manger Mash – An All-Star Christmas Holy Family smash
They played the Mash – Baby’s first Christmas, Baby’s first bash
They played the Mash – Play On, O Manger Mash!
Spoken during final chorus:
Et in saecula saeculorum
Amen and Amen!
